DEGEN GETS REKT!
[HAPPY DEGEN PIC]
"I'm gonna be RICH! Time to APE in!"
[SHOCKED DEGEN PIC]
"Wait... my portfolio is DOWN 90%?!"
CRASH!
[CRYING DEGEN PIC]
"Maybe I should've bought BLUE CHIPS..."
KAPOW! Another DEGEN learns the hard way!
[BEFORE PIC]
"I'M A GENIUS!"
THE HODLER'S PRAYER
[PRAYING DEGEN WITH DIAMOND HANDS IMAGE]
"Our Tendies, who art in Heaven,
HODL be thy gains.
Thy moon-shot come,
Thy DIAMOND HANDS be done,
On Earth as it is on Mars..."
[WISE DEGEN PIC]
"Remember son, it's not a loss until you sell!"
[YOUNG DEGEN PIC]
"But Dad, we've been HODLING for 3 years..."
CRYPTO CASINO
[CASINO/TRADING CHAOS SCENE]
[DEALER PIC]
"Place your bets! RED or GREEN?"
[GAMBLING DEGEN PIC]
"100x leverage on DOGWIFHAT!"
[REKT DEGEN PIC]
"I got LIQUIDATED!"
ZAP! The house ALWAYS wins!